WiFi on an airplane—can you beat that?

WiFi on an airplane—can you beat that?

TSA—Voice of reason?

Passenger:
[Looking at bag on x-ray belt] Is this bag unattended?
TSA Agent:
You can just go ahead and push that through the machine, ma'am.
Passenger:
It's not my bag! Is it unattended!?
TSA Agent:
Just go ahead and slide it into the x-ray machine.
Passenger:
[More frantically] Who's bag is it? It looks unattended!
TSA Agent:
It's not unattended, I'm looking at it right now. Please just push it through.
Passenger:
Harrumph!
TSA Agent:
[To me] Come on through the metal detector.
Me:
Thank you so much (for not engaging that crazy woman).
Originally Posted By aclockwithouthands
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milfy:

thekeri:

garconniere:

aclockwithouthands:

METAL HEART: PEDRO THE LION

This song is for Autumn Gomez and all of the times we saw David Bazan. Today I wish I was fifteen again.

i have never heard this before! my 15 year old self is having an aural orgasm.

I love the Cat Power original, and this cover’s pretty great too.

I saw David Bazan this year. Super disappointing compared to all the hype. ALSO, the drummer from Pedro the Lion is now playing in a terrible little band called “____” I can’t fucking remember. They sucked.

The Soft Drugs. They were not good.

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Zeigeist - Tar Heart

Someone last night mentioned Zeigeist to Quanny and I since we both like Fever Ray. It took a while to find them, since we spent 30 minutes googling Zeitgeist, to no avail. Jeff aptly described their sound as The Knife meets Kate Bush. Then we realized that this song sounds like Kate Bush because it samples “Running Up That Hill”. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

P.S. If you’re thinking of starting a band, please don’t use the name Zeitgeist.

Originally Posted By trendd

fuckyeahtypography: trendd: Last minute gift? MySoti - Inku - ‘KERN!’- Tees This one’s going on the Christmas list! Clever. Though the last shirt I ordered from these folks took over two months to arrive.

fuckyeahtypography:

trendd:

Last minute gift?

MySoti - Inku - ‘KERN!’- Tees

This one’s going on the Christmas list!

Clever. Though the last shirt I ordered from these folks took over two months to arrive.

WTF Gmail? Is Liz Lemon writing their ads?

WTF Gmail? Is Liz Lemon writing their ads?

8) I have been a part of this archaeological dig. We think we found a part of a pterodactyl under Fashion Island.

8) I have been a part of this archaeological dig. We think we found a part of a pterodactyl under Fashion Island.

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7) Sure. You know, I-I-I’m happy to cooperate, but I really don’t know anything more than you know. I certainly didn’t, didn’t kill her and drop her in the Back Bay. Boy, I hope that’s not what happened to her. I’m sure it isn’t. (Into radio.) Please send Officer Davis and little Hannah to the Back Bay.

7) Sure. You know, I-I-I’m happy to cooperate, but I really don’t know anything more than you know. I certainly didn’t, didn’t kill her and drop her in the Back Bay. Boy, I hope that’s not what happened to her.

I’m sure it isn’t. (Into radio.) Please send Officer Davis and little Hannah to the Back Bay.

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6) I mean, they run their tanks through there. Occasionally, they stop for a little lemonade, but what’s that? That’s a buck fifty. You can’t make much from that.

6) I mean, they run their tanks through there. Occasionally, they stop for a little lemonade, but what’s that? That’s a buck fifty. You can’t make much from that.

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